I must issue a retraction for a previous statement. Yesterday, I claimed Rihanna was “too busy being a good citizen to release new music.” Today, she indeed appeared on “BELIEVE …
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You know when you first wake up, so your brain is still scrambling to put two and two together, and you come up with seemingly brilliant ideas like a Cardi …
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Rihanna will save us all. Too busy being a good citizen to release new music, the singer has donated personal protective equipment to the State of New York to combat …
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It was only a matter of time before Ben Gibbard, singer of such anthems of death and doom as “I Will Follow You Into the Dark,” “Transatlanticism,” and “We Will …
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Bicep are releasing a new single called ‘Atlas’ Ninja Tune on April 3. The single had been getting regularly airplay in the duo’s sets before music events came to a …
Lady Gaga has taught the girls and the gays patience over the past few months, as she’s teased new music details and held off on releasing new single “Stupid Love” …
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Isekai anime That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime will return for a two-part second season, airing in October this year and Apr. 2021! Spin-off manga Tensura Nikki will …
While Italy is in lockdown due to the COVID-19 outbreak, Milan’s The Temple Lost Future venue is attempting to break the world record for the longest DJ set with a …
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R. Kelly is doing his best to practice “social distancing” at Chicago’s federal jail to avoid coronavirus, the same way people outside of jail are taking precautions to stop this …
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Violet Evergarden’s upcoming movie has released a second key visual and story details ahead of its Apr. 24 release! An original sequel to the TV anime which aired in 2018, …